Dean Quote #52
Quote from Dean in Home for Christmas
Dean: Can we buy some rope?
Bruce: [chuckles] I told you last time, we are not tying Santa to the chimney.
Dean: No, stupid.
Adult Dean: Although that was a solid idea.
Dean: I want to buy some rope and a pulley so we can pull supplies up in a bucket. Yeah, I also have a bunch of other ideas too, like a doorbell or maybe a slide?
Bruce: A slide? Isn't that a bit much?
Dean: No, "a bit much" would be a moat filled with man-eating piranhas. The piranhas part, not the moat.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘Home for Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: But what if they were right? What if guys don't come back from Vietnam the same? The next morning, I decided I needed to pay extra-close attention to my brother. Never let him leave my sight, examine every word and action to make sure he's sane.
[As Dean reaches for the last rasher of bacon, Kim grabs it]
Kim: Ooh, I'll take that.
Bruce: Mm. I'll take that. [hands it to Dean]
Adult Dean: Bruce brought the balance of power back to the house. Nothing crazy about that.
[As Bill goes to reach for the last biscuit, Bruce grabs it for himself]
Bruce: I'll take that too.
Adult Dean: Nope, he was clearly bat[bleep] crazy.
Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: Yep, that's an electric saw. It was 1968. There were a bunch of kids walking around missing a couple of fingers.
Quote from Cory
Dean: I don't know what you guys are talking about. That's just a movie.
Norman: Nope. Those guys don't come back the same.
Cory: He's right, Dean. My mama's cousin came back from Vietnam, and now everybody says he's on the junk.
Brad: What's "the junk"?
Cory: I don't really know. But whatever it is, it makes your grandma lock up her rings.