Dean: Can we buy some rope?
Bruce: [chuckles] I told you last time, we are not tying Santa to the chimney.
Dean: No, stupid.
Adult Dean: Although that was a solid idea.
Dean: I want to buy some rope and a pulley so we can pull supplies up in a bucket. Yeah, I also have a bunch of other ideas too, like a doorbell or maybe a slide?
Bruce: A slide? Isn't that a bit much?
Dean: No, "a bit much" would be a moat filled with man-eating piranhas. The piranhas part, not the moat.