Andy Quote #373
Andy: So Darryl says to me "fire me", but what he really means is, "I'm gonna say something really weird, try to figure out what it means." So I say, "No, you're not fired." But what I really mean is, "I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm gonna go ahead and hire some people for the warehouse and hope that you eventually start feeling better." I really hope that's what he and I mean.
The Office Quotes
‘Lotto’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
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Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
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Dwight K. Schrute: What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.