Oscar Quote #85
Andy: Alright, well until we have a new crew, let's get some volunteers for warehouse duty. Who's in?
Erin: As long as you guys don't need me up here.
Phyllis: No, we don't
Dwight K. Schrute: I think we'll be fine.
Oscar: Really, nobody's gonna help her? Is chivalry dead?
Andy: Are you volunteering?
Oscar: Of course. I would. But my hip... I would kill to be at a hundred percent.
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