Oscar Quote #82
Oscar: Can you believe this?
Erin: There's a dog in the car.
Oscar: You can't leave a dog in a parked car. Snowboarder, it figures.
Jim: Do Snowboarders hate animals?
Oscar: I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car.
The Office Quotes
‘Lotto’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at thirty-five. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?
Quote from Creed
Creed: I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player. Or her husband.