Kevin Quote #185

Quote from Kevin in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Phyllis: Okay, well, then I want an extra vacation day.
Angela: Pet Day! I want Pet Day back, no dogs.
Kevin: Put back everything in the vending machine except the fruit.
Dwight K. Schrute: I put everything back in the vending machine.
Kevin: Put everything back in the vending machine except... the fruit.

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Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.

Quote from Jim

Jim: If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, "Well that's pretty premature to think," but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.