Andy Quote #215
Andy: How may I be of service to you?
Jim: I am gonna need your advice. [Opera music starts loudly playing in the office. Creed starts to cry.] I was thinking about getting this opera for Dwight's birthday, what do you think?
Andy: This aria is a joke.
Jim: Really?
Andy: What are you thinking?
Jim: I was gonna go with this one.
Andy: Let me tell you something, if you respect him at all, you will get him something better.
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