Michael Scott Quote #2200
Quote from Michael Scott in Broke
David: Ryan cost Dunder Mifflin hundreds of thousands of dollars, Michael.
Michael Scott: You know, David? I don't care if Ryan murdered his entire family. He is like a son to me.
David: Do you realize what you're asking for here? You're talking about salary plus health benefits.
Michael Scott: And dental this time.
David: Insurance, taxes, social security for three people. This is a heck of a lot more than 60 grand. You're talking about a multi-million dollar buyout.
Michael Scott: These are our demands.
David: Your company cannot be worth that much.
Michael Scott: Our company is worth nothing. That's the difference between you and I. Business isn't about money to me, David. If tomorrow my company goes under, I will just start another paper company. And then another and another and another. I have no shortage of company names.
David: Michael!
Michael Scott: That's one of 'em, yes! These are our demands. This is what we want. Our balls are in your court.
David: Okay. Deal.
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‘Michael Scott: The Misquotes’
Quote from Michael Scott in Phyllis' Wedding
Michael Scott: They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. I say, that's crazy. I say, "Let them eat cake." Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. Smart broad.
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
‘Broke’ Quotes
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: There are certain defining moments in a person's life. The day he is born. The day he grows hair. The day he starts a business. And the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin. What have I learned from all of this? It is far too early to tell. I am flying high and I don't even want to think about it. I just want to enjoy it.
Quote from Pam
Pam: When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, you don't blame the child. He didn't know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, "Drive, kid. I trust you".