Jim Quote #245
Quote from Jim in Weight Loss
Jim: [on the phone] So it turns out tonight is my nephew's tee ball game, and I kind of missed the first three, so...
Pam: You've already disappointed him so much. He can't be expecting a lot from you.
Jim: I know. I suck.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, you do.
Jim: Dwight says hi.
Dwight K. Schrute: I do not. [shouting] I do not say hi, Pam!
Jim: Now he's saying hi louder.
The Office Quotes
‘Weight Loss’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is I have lost a little of my speed. A little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
Quote from Holly
Darryl: 2,336 pounds. Y'all need to learn some portion control.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale.
Michael Scott: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.
Dwight K. Schrute: Family only.
Darryl: All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
Kevin: Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost, Kevin.
Pam: Not almost, though, Holly. I mean, not- Not close to 200.
Holly: [whispering to Kevin] Math is hard.
Kevin: Yeah.