Jim Quote #629
Clark: Hey, how was the singing show audition?
Andy: Oh. Eh, whatever. No big deal.
Creed: Okay, thirty seconds to showtime!
Kevin: I feel scared a little.
Phyllis: Yeah, I'm not ready for this.
Stanley: No one is ready for this. You can't be ready for this. We don't even know what this is.
Oscar: One thing we do know, nothing will ever be the same.
Jim: Here we go.
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‘A.A.R.M.’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.
Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.