Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1280
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Dwight K. Schrute: Philip, you wanna play a little game? It's called "Schrute or Consequences." You're gonna choose one of these two things. A check for a million dollars, or this dirty old beet. Yuck, pew! Which will it be? Money or the beet?
Philip: Beet.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah. Any ordinary child would have taken the money, but you're no ordinary child are you? No. I can tell by your gorgeous, widely-set eyes.
The Office Quotes
‘A.A.R.M.’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.
Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.