Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1278
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Jim: You threw the summoning bag at me, sir?
Dwight K. Schrute: I need you to perform a test.
Jim: Perform a test.
Dwight K. Schrute: On an innocent baby.
Jim: Ooh, I like where this is going. Unfortunately, I have a lot of work today so I'm gonna have to hand this off to my number two. But, don't worry, he's the best in the biz.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn straight.
Jim: Unless you think he can't handle it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, he can handle it.
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