Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1271

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.

Dwight K. Schrute: I'm letting you all off half an hour early to view the documentary. So you can make it up to me by working an extra half an hour tomorrow, or a minute extra for the rest of the month.

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[aside to camera:]
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