Dwight K. Schrute Quote #931
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pam's Replacement
Dwight K. Schrute: Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple questions. Wait for this to constrict. Here we go. Is your name Jim Halpert?
Jim: Si.
Pam: Wait, that's it? That's the question you're going to ask him?
Dwight K. Schrute: We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.
Old Man: You have to share the machine with others.
Dwight K. Schrute: [mimicking] Well, that's what they taught me in my 19th century kindergarten.
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?