Dwight K. Schrute: Now I'm going to ask you just a few simple questions. Wait for this to constrict. Here we go. Is your name Jim Halpert?
Jim: Si.
Pam: Wait, that's it? That's the question you're going to ask him?
Dwight K. Schrute: We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.
Old Man: You have to share the machine with others.
Dwight K. Schrute: [mimicking] Well, that's what they taught me in my 19th century kindergarten.