Toby Quote #50
Michael Scott: Hey, Toby, could I talk to you for a minute?
Toby: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Michael Scott: Um, I just wanted to apologize for taking that tone with you earlier. That was uncalled for, I'm sorry.
Toby: Um, yeah. Ah, that means a lot. Thank you for saying it.
Michael Scott: Can I sit down for a second?
Toby: Yeah, er, pull up a chair or sit on the shredder.
Michael Scott: This is gonna sound weird, but I think I may be the victim of a hostile work environment with this whole Pam situation.
Toby: Ah. You should probably deal with that outside of the work place.
Michael Scott: She brought it into the work place so I feel like it has to be dealt with here.
Toby: Okay, I mean, I could talk to her.
Michael Scott: Really? Would you do that?
Toby: Yeah. That's why they pay me the big bucks. [both laugh]
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