Michael Scott Quote #1563
Quote from Michael Scott in Company Picnic
Michael Scott: Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.
Holly: Hindsight.
Michael Scott: Should've had hindsight.
Holly: How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?
Michael Scott: I think it went well. I think it was good.
Holly: There weren't any laughs.
Michael Scott: No, it was a tough audience.
Holly: Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.
Michael Scott: Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.
Holly: Well, I'm glad we did it.
Michael Scott: Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.
Holly: I can't wait.
The Office Quotes
‘Company Picnic’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna say 30.
Rolph: Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.
Rolph: Woah. Homemade?
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.
Quote from Jim
Erin: [answering phones, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. He's not available right now. Uh huh, yes, sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- Gets back.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm, which, actually, should be in about [changing the clock] ten minutes.