Jim Quote #338

Quote from Jim in Company Picnic

Erin: [answering phones, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. He's not available right now. Uh huh, yes, sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- Gets back.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm, which, actually, should be in about [changing the clock] ten minutes.

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 ‘Company Picnic’ Quotes

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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna say 30.
Rolph: Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.
Rolph: Woah. Homemade?
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Jim: [whispering] Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?
Pam: [whispering] I can do it.
Dwight K. Schrute: [whispering] What do you need from me?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. [laughs] No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.