Dwight K. Schrute Quote #572
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Company Picnic
Kevin: It's six to six. It's a nail-biter. [ball hits Kevin]
Angela: Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?
Rolph: Here's an accounting question for you: What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: One whore.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, knock it off, Rolph.
Rolph: What? She is sitting there, casting aspersions-
Dwight K. Schrute: Rolph, please. I am asking nicely-
Rolph: No way! You don't mean that!
Dwight K. Schrute: Rolph, leave it alone!
The Office Quotes
‘Company Picnic’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna say 30.
Rolph: Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.
Rolph: Woah. Homemade?
Dwight K. Schrute: Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.
Quote from Jim
Erin: [answering phones, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. He's not available right now. Uh huh, yes, sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- Gets back.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- Let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm, which, actually, should be in about [changing the clock] ten minutes.