Andy Quote #89
Andy: Best ad ever? [singing] Gimme a break Gimme a break Break me off a piece of that- I am totally blanking. What is the thing?
Jim: Nobody tell him!
Andy: What? No. Why?
Jim: You got it. You're so close.
Andy: [singing] Break me off a piece of that- Bre- apple sauce
Jim: Break me off a piece of that apple sauce. I don't think-
Andy: piece of that Chrysler car
Jim: Nope.
Andy: football cream. Argh!
Michael Scott: Okay. It's football cream.
The Office Quotes
‘Local Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. When I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
Quote from Angela
Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly.