Dwight K. Schrute Quote #109
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Secret
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what is going on here?
Michael Scott: Nothing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, really, nothing? Fact. You are drinking grape soda, you never drink grape soda. Fact. You are talking to Jim, you never talk to Jim.
Michael Scott: Fact. I love grape soda, I always have. Fact. Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, so what is the secret, Michael?
Michael Scott: Um...
Jim: I I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation. And he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that true?
Michael Scott: Um... I- I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you, Michael. I know you're telling the truth.
The Office Quotes
‘The Secret’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael Scott: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: [laughing] Oh, wow. I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact.
The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar on the phone, so none of this is useful.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: People are always coming to me, "Michael, I have a secret. You're the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like, I was watching Cinemax last weekend, this movie. Portrait of a Prostitute, or something. Secrets of a Call- More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shyla, is framed for murder, goes on the run, and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't- I don't wanna live like that. I like it here. I don't wanna be Shyla, I like being Michael Scott.