Dwight K. Schrute Quote #108
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Secret
Dwight K. Schrute: There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact.
The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar on the phone, so none of this is useful.
The Office Quotes
‘The Secret’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael Scott: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: [laughing] Oh, wow. I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: People are always coming to me, "Michael, I have a secret. You're the only one I trust." No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like, I was watching Cinemax last weekend, this movie. Portrait of a Prostitute, or something. Secrets of a Call- More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shyla, is framed for murder, goes on the run, and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don't- I don't wanna live like that. I like it here. I don't wanna be Shyla, I like being Michael Scott.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Hey, Stanley, is that jacket made of updog?
Stanley: I'm on the phone.
Michael Scott: [to Ryan] What flavor coffee is that? Updog? What's that? I don't know. Nothing, what's up with you? Huh? No, damn it.
Kevin: What does that mean?
Michael Scott: What does what mean?
Kevin: That thing you just said.
Michael Scott: Just forget it. Dwight! Hey, is it me, or does this place smell like updog?
Dwight K. Schrute: What's "updog"?
Michael Scott: Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap. Nothing. How are you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. How are you doing?
Michael Scott: Damn it!