Michael Scott Quote #2064
Quote from Michael Scott in Classy Christmas
Holly: That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies.
Michael Scott: You're kidding me. Ah!
Holly: No. I know. I was like, "What? Are you serious?"
Michael Scott: What a douche bag!
Holly: Get a life!
Michael Scott: Get a... yeah! Good riddance.
Holly: We sat down and we watched them all in one day.
Michael Scott: Mmhmm.
Holly: Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever.
Michael Scott: Good for him.
Holly: [holding Woody] Next day I found him in my bed.
Michael Scott: Really? That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house?
Holly: We live together.
Michael Scott: Oh, you do?
Holly: He had a little note pinned to him that said, "You've got a friend in me."
Michael Scott: [fighting back tears] Yeah, Randy Newman's the best.
Holly: Yeah. I love him.
Michael Scott: Me too.
The Office Quotes
‘Classy Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?
Toby: No, they bring it in.
Stanley: You lucky son of a bitch.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... That is the life.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.
Quote from Kelly
Holly: Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.
Pam: Wow, an ultimatum.
Holly: Yeah.
Pam: It doesn't really seem like you.
Kelly: That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.