Quote from Stanley in Classy Christmas
Stanley: So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out? Toby: No, they bring it in. Stanley: You lucky son of a bitch. [aside to camera:] Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... That is the life.