Michael Scott Quote #2052
Quote from Michael Scott in Classy Christmas
Michael Scott: [as Santa] Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children!
All: Merry Christmas.
Michael Scott: How's everybody doing today?
Erin: Good.
Michael Scott: How's the party coming along?
Pam: Great.
Michael Scott: Are we over budget?
Pam: Nope.
Michael Scott: No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?
Meredith: Not yet!
Michael Scott: Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?
Angela: Nothing. Should be fun.
Michael Scott: So, Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?
Stanley: [upbeat] Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.
Michael Scott: Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?
Andy: Yeah?
Michael Scott: Whatcha got?
Andy: All good, Santa.
Michael Scott: Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!
The Office Quotes
‘Classy Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?
Toby: No, they bring it in.
Stanley: You lucky son of a bitch.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... That is the life.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.
Quote from Kelly
Holly: Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose by the end of this year, we're over.
Pam: Wow, an ultimatum.
Holly: Yeah.
Pam: It doesn't really seem like you.
Kelly: That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.