Oscar: Not again.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bow down before Recyclops.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: Five years ago, corporate said we had to start a recycling program for Earth Day so Dwight took the lead on that and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops.
[flashback:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Happy Earth Day, everyone. I'm Recyclops. Did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter?
Jim: [v.o.] The next year he really stepped things up.
[flashback:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin?
Jim: [v.o.] A year after that Recylcops really began to take shape.
[flashback:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Recylops will drown you in your over-watered lawns.
[to camera:]
Jim: Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing... I can't remember.
[flashback:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Recyclops will have his revenge.
Jim: [to camera:] I think this was also the year he renounced Earth Day and vowed to the destroy the planet he once loved.
[flashback:]
Pam: Oh my God, you guys, look. It's Recyclops.
Dwight K. Schrute: Recyclops destroys!
Stanley: Oh, is today Recyclops Day?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Stanley: I thought you were killed by Polluticorn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Polluticorn wishes. [starts spraying the office with something]
Andy: That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment.
Dwight K. Schrute: Humans are terrible for the environment.