Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.

Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.

Michael Scott: Yes, it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. To have the people that you work for stop for a minute and say, "Wow. Great job." That is what it is all about. Not the perks. Perks? The perks. I could take or leave the perks. Limos are for people who make the company money, not lose millions and have no plan. So we're leaving early. After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate.