Darryl Quote #25
Quote from Darryl in Safety Training
Darryl: [through megaphone] Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're going to seriously hurt yourself.
Michael Scott: You told me that I lead a- A cushy, wimpy Nerf life.
Darryl: Yeah. But I never said you had nothing to live for.
Michael Scott: What do I have to live for?
Darryl: A lot of things. [looking for back-up] You- What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's going good, right?
Michael Scott: It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.
Darryl: Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well you got to be you.
Michael Scott: Do you really mean that?
Darryl: I couldn't do it. I ain't that strong and I ain't that brave.
Michael Scott: I'm braver than you?
Darryl: Way braver. You Braveheart, man.
The Office Quotes
‘Safety Training’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life!
Dwight K. Schrute: [through a megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight K. Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael Scott: Yes. My head is in such pain and turmoil.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.