‘Initiation’
Season 3, Episode 5 - Aired October 19, 2006
Dwight attempts to initiate Ryan into the world of sales. Meanwhile, Jan instructs Pam to keep close tabs on Michael.
Quote from Andy
Andy: [singing, to camera] I don't care about anything but you- Whatever happened to those guys?
Quote from Michael Scott
Pam: You know, I just think that it's really important that you be productive today.
Michael Scott: Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. [As Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed. You have walked the long, lonely walk of loneliness-
Ryan: Look, man, I was in a frat in college, so I know what you're doing. I get it.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what your problem is? You know why you haven't made any sales? 'Cause you think you know everything. You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things. Are you ready to learn? Are you ready for the final test?
Ryan: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on!
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Final question, young Ryan Howard. What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Um... Loneliness. Maybe women.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wrong. He's not afraid of anything. Also, I would have accepted snakes. Fear is what it's all about. You cannot sell while undergoing fear. You need to vanquish fear! One must wrestle fear to the ground.
You will now wrestle my cousin Mose!
Ryan: No. Okay. It's over, this is over. Okay?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Hey, Coselli. The Cos, Cosby. [as Bill Cosby] Hey, hey, hey! I love Jell-O Pudding Pops. My son, Theo, loves Jell-O Pudding Pops, too.