Dr. Goodwin Quote #17
Quote from Dr. Goodwin in Dental Hijinks
Dr. Goodwin: Mike!
Mike: What are you doing?!
Dr. Goodwin: Listen, I realized when we left the office to go get a beer, we were on the security cam.
Mike: So?
Dr. Goodwin: So if Frankie sees the tape, she'll know that we left early, and I wouldn't have had time to do a mesial distal occlusal with slight pulp horn exposure.
Mike: Look, you're way overthinking this. Why would Frankie ever look at the security tape?
Dr. Goodwin: Doesn't matter. I got ahead of this. I told Frankie you and I went outside because there were miscreants in the parking lot. We wanted to see what they were up to. They ran away, but they'd broken into my car and stole my coat. That's why I'm not wearing one now. By the way, I donated it to charity so I wouldn't mess up and wear it to work.
Mike: Wait. If Frankie was looking at the security tape, wouldn't she wonder why we didn't go back in and finish the procedure?
Dr. Goodwin: Ah, ding-dangit! You're right. [inhales sharply] Okay! We can tell her we came in the side door, because the miscreants might still be out there. Okay, so, what's our next move?
Mike: My next move is going in the house.
Dr. Goodwin: Good idea. Act normal.
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‘Dental Hijinks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Anyway, you've heard of the musical Hamilton?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Yes.
Brick: Well, the school is voting on what the spring play should be this year, and I was thinking, with the recent popularity of Hamilton, that I would write and submit my own. Because if we're celebrating unsung heroes, I believe there's someone we're all forgetting. Sergeant Charles Stuart MacKenzie! It's got everything... World War I, bagpipes, Scottish rap.
Mike: I can't leave work today to pick him up when the nurse calls.
Frankie: Well, I can't, either. Dr. Goodwin's getting me to take me to some seminar. Well, hopefully it'll happen on the bus and the driver will just carry him to the stoop.
Brick: They all laughed at Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Frankie: That's true.
Mike: Who's she?
Quote from Brick
Brick: [Scottish accent] ♪ They stabbed him in the shoulder ♪ ♪ Only made him bolder, got him in the gut ♪ ♪ Say what-what? ♪ Bagpipe beatbox! [imitates bagpipes]
Mike: How many more hours till I can take another pain pill?
Frankie: You just took one.
Mike: Damn.
Brick: ♪ And then his maw said with dread ♪ ♪ "My poor bonny Charlie's dead" ♪ ♪ MacKenzie's life was done ♪ ♪ So done ♪ ♪ But he had taken out a Hun ♪ ♪ A Hun ♪ ♪ Or two or three ♪ ♪ Maybe shot one in the knee ♪
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles]
Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie?
Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true.
Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in.
Mike: All right.
Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise.
Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.