Sue Quote #875
Quote from Sue in Escape Orson
Axl: I'm telling you, she's not gonna get it.
Frankie: Axl, what is the matter with you? Why do you always have to bring her down? This is the one thing she's good at. Can't she just have that?
Axl: Oh, is she... Is she good at this?
Mike: Axl, I'm not gonna say it again... shut it. Sue's our best shot at this. Come on, Sue. Take us home.
Sue: Um... Belle! N... Ariel. Pocahontas!
Axl: She's just naming Disney Princesses! That's it! I can't hold it anymore. It's for the good of the family. Sue's a big, fat cheater. [Sue exhales sharply] That's right. She's cheated at every game she's ever played. She palms marbles. She stacks decks. You ever played Sorry! with her? Well, sorry, you got screwed.
Frankie: Sue, is that true?
Sue: He's right! I don't know what I'm doing. We are gonna lose to the Donahues, and it is all my fault. I am a cheater. But that ends today. I am not gonna let my past define me. I am moving forward with confidence, with honor. Starting now, Sue Heck wins for real! [buzzer sounds]
Woman: [v.o.] Time has expired. The zombie apocalypse has begun. [zombies growling] Mankind is doomed. Please exit through the fail door.
Sue: [groans] No!
The Middle Quotes
‘Escape Orson’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Mom! Did you see that guy? That's David S. Rosenthal! The author of the Planet Nowhere book series as well as the official Out of this World Cookbook... How to Get Your Silligan to Eat Their Vegetables?
Frankie: [scoffs] What? No, it's not. It's Milt. Brick, I don't think a billionaire author is going to be doing the Orson Escape Room on New Year's Day. Why would he be here?
Brick: It's not my job to ask "Why is he here?" It's my job to freak out that he is here!
Quote from Sue
Axl: How did I lose every game to you all these years?
Sue: You didn't.
Axl: What?
Sue: I cheated. [exhales sharply]
Axl: You mean like you cheated sometime?
Sue: No, every time, all the time.
Axl: Monopoly?
Sue: I made myself banker and slid myself money under the table.
Axl: Celebrity?
Sue: If I got a name on a card I didn't know, I would just make one up. My go-to was always a Disney Princess.
Axl: Mystery Date?
Sue: It was never a mystery to me.
Axl: Oh, my God.
Sue: Okay, look... It all started when I was three and Mom and Dad would play games with me and let me win. Winning became my obsession and my curse. In the end, it was Miss Sue, in the family room, with every game.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: So, what exactly did you mean by "disturbing"?
Mike: What?
Frankie: You said my dream was disturbing. That's a pretty strong word.
Mike: Well, you're messing around with another man. You don't think I should be disturbed by that?
Frankie: It's a dream. Haven't you ever had a dream about a celebrity before... Phoebe Cates or Lindsay Wagner or somebody?
Mike: I don't have dreams.
Frankie: I'm not talking about in life. I'm talking about when you're asleep.
Mike: So am I... I go to sleep, it's dark, I wake up, put on my shoes, and go.
Frankie: What? That can't be true. Everybody dreams.
Mike: Not me. Dreaming is just showing off while you're asleep.