Axl: How did I lose every game to you all these years?
Sue: You didn't.
Axl: What?
Sue: I cheated. [exhales sharply]
Axl: You mean like you cheated sometime?
Sue: No, every time, all the time.
Axl: Monopoly?
Sue: I made myself banker and slid myself money under the table.
Axl: Celebrity?
Sue: If I got a name on a card I didn't know, I would just make one up. My go-to was always a Disney Princess.
Axl: Mystery Date?
Sue: It was never a mystery to me.
Axl: Oh, my God.
Sue: Okay, look... It all started when I was three and Mom and Dad would play games with me and let me win. Winning became my obsession and my curse. In the end, it was Miss Sue, in the family room, with every game.