Axl Quote #947
Quote from Axl in A Very Donahue Vacation
Brick: Hey, beautiful. You're a real hot lady. You make me feel... stuff. Are you hungry? Perhaps my parents can buy you a sandwich. And if we wait a half an hour, we can go swimming. But we'll have to stay in the shallow end. If I can't feel the bottom, I'll panic.
Sarah: No, thanks. I'm good.
Brick: Don't sell yourself short, toots. You're way better than good.
Axl: Oh, hey, is this guy bothering you?
Sarah: Actually, yeah, he is.
Axl: Okay, buddy, hit the bricks. Let the lady read her book.
Brick: Fine. I read that book anyway. The banker's the killer.
Axl: Oh. Pbht. Sorry about that. Jerks like him give us all a bad name.
Sarah: Well, thank you. I'm Sarah.
Axl: Axl. So, you like books?
Sarah: Yeah. I did until he ruined the ending.
The Middle Quotes
‘A Very Donahue Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Okay, Brick, I didn't want to do this, but if you don't help me, I might have to tell Cindy about your sudden penchant for older ladies.
Brick: She'd never believe you. Besides, after she kissed that other boy, she gave me what they call a "Hall pass," which, despite the name, does not give me free access to the library.
Quote from Nancy Donahue
Nancy: Frankie, it... it's okay. I'm not mad.
Frankie: Really?
Nancy: Look, people talk about each other. It's what we do. But the thing is, deep in your heart, I know you love me, and I love you, too. I mean, hello! You're like a sister to me.
Frankie: I am?
Nancy: Of course. And no matter what, I could never stay mad at my sister. Get over here. [hugs Frankie] Come on, let's go get a couple of those pineapple drinks.
Frankie: Let's do that, and I'm buying. Ooh, you know what else they had? Watermelon Daiquiris. Doesn't that sound good? I think I'm gonna try that one. [Frankie screams as Nancy knocks her into the pool]
Nancy: Oh, my... Oh, my goodness, Frankie! What happened?
Frankie: Did you push me?
Nancy: No. I think you slipped. See this spot right here? Very slippery. Oh, my goodness. Let's get you out of there.
Frankie: [v.o.] Did I really slip, or did Nancy push me? I kind of hope she pushed me. Because that would mean maybe, just maybe, there's a little sliver of Nancy that's down in the gutter with the rest of us.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Spring break, when everyone flees the cold winter weather for the surf, the sand, or, in our case, the couch.
Sue: I think they're gonna love it.
Axl: No way. They're gonna list it. He was very clear he wanted a finished basement.
Frankie: Yeah, but after they did that mold remediation, there's no way they're gonna list it.
Brick: But she's not gonna love it without that mud room.
Frankie: I wonder what we would do if our house was ever on this show.
All: List it.