Frankie Quote #1566
Quote from Frankie in Hecks at a Movie
Frankie: What is the matter with you?! There is a social contract between us! And that social contract says that you have to love, honor, and not do this in front of our friends! I want you to take this hand gesture out of your repertoire of hand gestures!
Mike: You know what? I talked to Ron about it in the men's room, and he didn't think it was a big deal.
Frankie: You talked to Ron? About our marriage? In the men's room?!
Mike: That's right. I talk to people. Not when they're in the middle of a story, but I talk to people.
Frankie: This is a fiasco! Now Ron's gonna tell Nancy and it's gonna be all over the place!
Mike: What are you doing? I got to casually e-mail Nancy about how great our marriage is, and then I'm gonna rip your guts out!
Frankie: Oh, my God! They're back!
Mike: What?
Frankie: The pictures! All our pictures that we lost at Christmas! They're all back! Oh, my God! Every picture from the last seven years! They're all here! Oh! [laughs] Oh!
Mike: Print them out.
Frankie: I will tomorrow.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecks at a Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Male Voice: [on film] [action music plays] Coming, Summer 2016. Based on the best-selling series that swept the nation... [music stops]
Man: [on film] Silligans.
Male Voice: [on film] David S. Rosenthal's... Planet Nowhere.
Brick: They're doing a movie about Planet Nowhere!
Male Voice: [on film] Hugh Jackman as Professor Faxon. Ray Liotta is Gackos the Batossian. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is Soran. And introducing Montana Steinberg as Princess Kalakare. [lasers blasting]
Kalakare: [on film] The Vernegos will prevail.
Brick: Princess Kalakare's 132 years old! That kid's not a day over 11! They can't do this! You can't do this!
Mike: Brick, it's not like the couch. You got to sit down.
Brick: Stop the movie! Stop the movie!
Quote from Brick
Brick: I mean, what we just saw isn't Planet Nowhere. The sets are cheap. The Kalakarians look like Silligans. And Hugh Jackman? He can't pull off this material. He's a song-and-dance man. I'm sick. I'm just sick over this.
Mike: That could be the potatoes.
Brick: Who are these Warner Brothers? Is there one who's like the leader, so if I get to him, the others will fall in line? 'Cause I need them to not release this movie.
Frankie: Brick, once the previews come out, it's done. It's too late.
Brick: Did Professor Faxon give up when he was negotiating with the Zorgonauts for the Malakian Canal? He didn't. But I can understand your confusion, 'cause Hugh Jackman would fold like a Klugarg. That's Malakian for card table. I have to stop this.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: We're taking you now. Here, put these Milk Dudes up your sleeve.
Brick: What are Milk Dudes?
Frankie: The Frugal Hoosier version of Milk Duds.
Brick: What are Milk Duds?
Frankie: You know what Milk Duds are. It's a classic movie sna-- Oh.