Axl Quote #794
Quote from Axl in Operation Infiltration
Sue: All right, Axl, what is going on?
Axl: What? Nothing.
Sue: Oh, please! You didn't shoot any straws at me at the restaurant. You didn't lick my bread and then put it back on my plate. The whole day, you have been calling me "Sue."
Axl: Look, there's nothing going on, hmm? The thing is, maybe it's you getting into college, maybe it's you getting your braces off after four million years, but you're not the same dork you were. So I'm trying to treat you the way you said you always wanted me to treat you. Unless, of course, now you're saying you don't want me to.
Sue: What? No. No, no, no. If you mean it... that's great. It's like a dream come true.
Frankie: [v.o.] Sue couldn't believe her new relationship with her brother. But then Axl made one fatal error. He kissed her for the first time in his life. Calling her by her actual name was one thing, but a kiss? She knew he was up to something.
Devin: I love that you two are so close.
Axl: Yeah. Well... you do for family.
Frankie: [v.o.] And there it was.
The Middle Quotes
‘Operation Infiltration’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: What's it say? What's it say?
Sue: Uh... I don't know. Is this for one year or four years? Oh, my God, how can I go to college if I can't even figure out the financial-aid letter?! [breathing heavily]
Frankie: I see room and board. I see tuition.
Mike: Yes. They're giving us everything we needed! We're poor!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: [laughs] Yeah! We did it! Oh!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: I told you we were poor enough. I never stopped believing.
Mike: You know, if we'd have worked a little bit harder, none of this would be possible.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: You signed up to chaperone the field trip to the robotics exhibit in Indianapolis on Saturday.
Frankie: Mm, that doesn't sound like me.
Brick: Yeah. Remember back in September when I asked you?
[flashback:]
Brick: Do you want to do the back-to-school breakfast next week?
Frankie: Ew. No.
Brick: Halloween party?
Frankie: Negatory.
Brick: Thanksgiving feed the homeless?
Frankie: Too soon. Don't stop till you hit April. You want to do one of the later ones, so when the school runs out of money, they cancel it.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Wow. Our old room!
Rusty: He hasn't changed anything from when we were growing up. All this time I've been staying in the tire room, I could have been living here. My dirt! [laughs] Ah, you remember when Pet Rocks took off? Ah. I thought pet dirt would be right behind it. That's seven years of my life I'd like to get back.
[Mike moves a bag to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett]
Mike: There she is!
Rusty: Oh, man. That's when pointies meant something. Ha. Now you see them everywhere.