Axl Quote #781
Quote from Axl in Steaming Pile of Guilt
Axl: Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. [sighs] Okay. I think I got in without her seeing me, but she can probably sense I'm here, so let's go. [sniffs]
Devin: Go... Where?
Axl: Duh. It's cereal night at the cafeteria. They got Apple Jacks.
Devin: Why would I want to eat cereal with you? We're done.
Axl: [scoffs, chuckles] What do you mean, "we're done"?
Devin: You really don't get it, do you? The movie theater, our fight... pretty sure you were there.
Axl: Uh... So we had a fight at a movie theater. Big deal.
Devin: Yeah. We fought, and it's over.
Axl: Right... we fought, and it's over. Wait. What's your "it"? 'Cause my "it" is the fight.
Devin: Well, my "it" is us.
Axl: We're the "it"?! Wha... Why are you so hard to talk to? Let's just grab some Apple Jacks, maybe some Froot Loops, and talk about this like adults.
The Middle Quotes
‘Steaming Pile of Guilt’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: For years, you've ignored me. You've wandered away when I'm talking. Often when I'm sharing something I feel is important, your eyes glaze over or Axl goes "blah, blah, blah." So now you're finally going to listen to what I have to say.
Mike: We got to get a calendar system.
Brick: I spent a lot of time thinking on how I should kick things off, and I believe I've landed on something that's a real crowd-pleaser. Railroad gauges. You've probably always wondered how we ended up with the 4-feet, 8.5-inch gauge. Well, it all begins with the chariots of imperial Rome...
[later, "Fun with Vowels":]
Brick: You see, I was always curious if there were any words that contained the five vowels "a," "e," "i," "o," and "u" in just that order. Turns out, there are a handful.
[later, "My favorite manuals and catalogues":]
Brick: Item c493l... portable sewing kit...
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [microwave beeps] Okay, we need something green to go with dinner. Ooh! We can make ice-pack peas. They haven't been in there that long. When was the O.J. chase? You know, we really should buy some fresh vegetables sometimes, just so w... [gasps] Oh, my God. We forgot Brick's birthday.
Mike: What?
Frankie: Brick's birthday... in November! What month are we in now?
Mike: February. [Frankie sighs] Yeah, that's bad. You know, it's been so long, at this point, maybe we should just float it to next year.
Frankie: That's what we did last year. Ugh! We're treating him like a leap-year baby. [gasps] Sue's birthday... that's coming up, too! Oh, seriously, why do we have two birthdays so close together?
Mike: We didn't.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Question number 18... "What is my favorite part of the movie?"
Sue: The credits! I said "the credits."
Brick: Incorrect.
Axl: The FBI warning!
Brick: That's correct... the FBI warning. What's my favorite smell?
Mike: I skipped that one.
Brick: And the correct answer is...
Axl & Brick: New-book smell.
Axl: Boom!
Brick: I also would have accepted "old book smell."