Axl Quote #737
Quote from Axl in Thanksgiving VI
Frankie: I can't believe you.
Axl: I know, right? I'm gonna crush my mac-and-cheese record. You're goin' down, you hear me? In my face!
Frankie: I'm talking about the way you're treating Devin Levin.
Axl: Oh, my God. I did everything you asked. Responsibility over. What more do you want from me?
Frankie: I want you to talk to her. She doesn't seem that hard to talk to.
Axl: Ugh. What is it with old people thinking all young people should talk to each other? Why don't you go talk to the guy on the Rascal?
Frankie: I did. His name is Wayne. He's from Lafayette. He has a touch of the gout, but today is his cheat day, and tomorrow, he's going right back on his diet. [Axl snores] All right, come on, Axl. Just be nice. Make an effort. I mean, you're my social one. Besides, how hard can it be? She likes football. And not to mention, she's adorable.
Axl: Oh. Okay. I see what's happening here. Let me just say this. I will never, ever, ever be with someone you set me up with.
Frankie: Axl...
Axl: Ever!
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.