Frankie: I can't believe you.
Axl: I know, right? I'm gonna crush my mac-and-cheese record. You're goin' down, you hear me? In my face!
Frankie: I'm talking about the way you're treating Devin Levin.
Axl: Oh, my God. I did everything you asked. Responsibility over. What more do you want from me?
Frankie: I want you to talk to her. She doesn't seem that hard to talk to.
Axl: Ugh. What is it with old people thinking all young people should talk to each other? Why don't you go talk to the guy on the Rascal?
Frankie: I did. His name is Wayne. He's from Lafayette. He has a touch of the gout, but today is his cheat day, and tomorrow, he's going right back on his diet. [Axl snores] All right, come on, Axl. Just be nice. Make an effort. I mean, you're my social one. Besides, how hard can it be? She likes football. And not to mention, she's adorable.
Axl: Oh. Okay. I see what's happening here. Let me just say this. I will never, ever, ever be with someone you set me up with.
Frankie: Axl...
Axl: Ever!