Axl Quote #679
Frankie: And, Axl, make sure you get some rest 'cause you're coming up in the driving rotation. Axl? Axl?
Axl: I feel like someone's talking to me, but that's not possible... 'Cause you're not allowed to talk to me.
Brick: We're allowed to talk to you, right, Axl?
Axl: I'm not encouraging it, but, yes.
Frankie: Axl, there's some basic things we have to talk to you about. [Axl coughs] Sue, tell Axl there's some basic things we have to talk to him about.
Axl: Look, I-it's just the beginning of the summer, and you're already failing. We're gonna have to institute some kind of penaltysystem so you'll learn. I got it. You owe me $50 every time you talk to me.
Frankie: We're not doing that.
Axl: That's $50 right there.
Mike: Axl, we're not paying you $50...
Axl: That's $100.
Mike: Oh, you heard that.
Axl: That's $150. You want to go for $200?
Mike: How dumb do you think...
Frankie: Mike, stop talking.
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.