Axl Quote #510
Quote from Axl in The Bachelor
Frankie: [v.o.] That night, I had the best sleep I had in a long time. Turns out all I needed was someone who understood me. I just never imagined that person would be Brick. But he was right. It's like Alissa said at the moonlight clambake... Love is like a river. It will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
Cassidy: You were right. When you're in love, you don't always think with your head. When I saw you with that cheerleader, I wanted to rip her stupid eyebrows off.
Axl: Really? That's... pretty immature on your part, but still cool.
Cassidy: Actually, I've got a lot of things I could say, like "Sorry" and "I'm an idiot," and your Instagram really made me miss your salad... but I'm not gonna stand here and make you talk about it.
Axl: That's even cooler.
Cassidy: But I am gonna do this... [sings off-key] When I see your face [laughs] There's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing Just... [talks] You know, if you kiss me right now, I wouldn't have to keep singing.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]