Axl Quote #456
Quote from Axl in One Kid at a Time
Axl: Dude. [scoffs] Bro code.
Mike: What's the matter with you? You know, your mom was really looking forward to this. She doesn't get to spend a lot of time with you, and you're going off to college next year. She was actually having fun today, being with you, and she thought you were, too. You're not gonna be in our house that much longer. You can't give us a couple hours of your time? You gotta go pick up some random girl? Let's go. We're leaving.
Axl: Look, I'm sorry I ran off, but she's not just some random girl. She's my girlfriend, 'kay?
Mike: You have a girlfriend?
Axl: We've been dating for, like, a month, but we haven't told anybody yet.
Mike: So you like her?
Axl: I really like her. [chuckles] I don't know what it is, but I just wanna spend every day with her, you know? Just wanna be with her all the time. You ever feel like that about anybody?
Mike: Yeah. My old cat at the quarry. And your mom, of course. So, a girlfriend, huh?
Axl: Yeah.
Mike: Well, good. Good. She seemed nice. Glad you told me. Come on. We should be goin'.
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Quote from Brick
Brick: It's 10:00 AM. I didn't know whether I should wake you up. I already made myself breakfast and did my push-up. Today is my day, right?
Mike: It is, Brick. Sorry, we're just beat. It's been a long weekend.
Brick: I decided I don't wanna go to the library.
Frankie: Oh, good. Oh. I mean, we don't have to go anywhere to have a special day. We can just watch TV all day.
Brick: You always let me watch TV.
Frankie: Yes, but we'll let you watch it in bed with us.
Brick: No, I still wanna go somewhere. While I was waiting for you guys to wake up, I read in the newspaper that there's a Planet Nowhere convention in Indianapolis today.
Mike: Oh, come on, Brick, no. It's a long drive to Indianapolis.
Brick: Perfect. It'll give me plenty of time to fill you in on the series. See, what a lot of people don't know about the Planet Nowhere series is that it's an allegory. Now, all the tribes...
Quote from Brick
Brick: And so, ironically, for the Vernegos to ultimately triumph over the Silligans, they must first abandon their planet entirely and wander the galaxy for - you guessed it - 11 centuries.
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] Since the dawn of time, trying to get anywhere with your kids has been a challenge.
Axl: Oh, my God. Why are you so late? I've been standing out there forever. Look. I got a snotsicle.
Mike: Put your coat on, you moron.
Frankie: Ugh. Brick couldn't find his book. And you can't go to dinner like that.
Axl: I'm gonna change. Relax.
Mike: Don't tell your mom to relax.
Frankie: Brick wants to go to Don's Oriental Food.
Axl: Ugh! No way. No foreign food. I want spaghetti.