Axl: Dude. [scoffs] Bro code.
Mike: What's the matter with you? You know, your mom was really looking forward to this. She doesn't get to spend a lot of time with you, and you're going off to college next year. She was actually having fun today, being with you, and she thought you were, too. You're not gonna be in our house that much longer. You can't give us a couple hours of your time? You gotta go pick up some random girl? Let's go. We're leaving.
Axl: Look, I'm sorry I ran off, but she's not just some random girl. She's my girlfriend, 'kay?
Mike: You have a girlfriend?
Axl: We've been dating for, like, a month, but we haven't told anybody yet.
Mike: So you like her?
Axl: I really like her. [chuckles] I don't know what it is, but I just wanna spend every day with her, you know? Just wanna be with her all the time. You ever feel like that about anybody?
Mike: Yeah. My old cat at the quarry. And your mom, of course. So, a girlfriend, huh?
Axl: Yeah.
Mike: Well, good. Good. She seemed nice. Glad you told me. Come on. We should be goin'.