Axl Quote #412
Axl: Look, I'm not sure I get why you're hating on me so bad 'cause I play sports. I don't think you realize what a public service we do for this school. We're, like, totally responsible for, like, all the caring, and all the trophies, and all the coolness and stuff.
Cassidy: Oh, my God. All the coolness and stuff is you? Thanks so much.
Axl: You always this much fun?
Cassidy: I'll have fun next year at college, which you don't have a prayer of getting into unless you open that book.
Axl: So, what, are you already accepted into... [haughty voice] Harvard or something?
Cassidy: Vassar, actually.
Axl: [laughs] Vassar? It has "ass" in it.
Cassidy: Wow. I feel sorry for you. Your whole identity is this tiny locker room world you think you're king of. And now you're injured and you're scared, so you're putting up an imperious facade and overcompensating for your insecurity.
Axl: Okay, if you're trying to insult me, you're gonna have to use smaller words.
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Quote from Axl
Axl: Ugh! It's 10:00 and I still have 26 more pages! Mom, you gotta help me study. Here... It's the constitutional amendments. Just so you know, those are Roman numerals. Turns out they're not just for Super Bowls.
Quote from Brick
[Brick holds a stethoscope to the safe as he turns the dial]
Sue: What are you doing?
Brick: Shh! I saw this on Safe Crackers.
Sue: Did it work?
Brick: I don't know. After five minutes, I switched over to Whale Wars. But I do feel fairly confident that I can commandeer a Japanese harpoon ship.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Let me explain. This wouldn't happen under normal circumstances, but my son and I were taking drugs together...
Sandy Armwood: [sighs] Frankie... Isn't it time? Isn't it time you accept the fact that you don't have what it takes to make it in the high-pressure world of dental assisting? Why don't you do yourself a favor? Why don't you walk out that door and find something more your speed, like... running a hair extension kiosk at the mall?
Frankie: You think I'm just gonna walk out of here? That I'm just gonna quit because you told me to? Well, let me tell you something about myself I... am a quitter. A lifelong quitter. Girl Scouts? Quit. Piano lessons when they started with two hands? Quit. Working out at Curves? Quit in the middle of signing up for the membership. Every volunteer thing at my kids' school, quit, quit, quit. Oh, and I only got through 20 Shades of Grey. So if I quit-- and yeah, I might if it gets too hard I'm gonna do it on my terms. It might be tomorrow. It might be next week. It might be the week after! But definitely not today.
Sandy Armwood: Okay.