Frankie: Let me explain. This wouldn't happen under normal circumstances, but my son and I were taking drugs together...
Sandy Armwood: [sighs] Frankie... Isn't it time? Isn't it time you accept the fact that you don't have what it takes to make it in the high-pressure world of dental assisting? Why don't you do yourself a favor? Why don't you walk out that door and find something more your speed, like... running a hair extension kiosk at the mall?
Frankie: You think I'm just gonna walk out of here? That I'm just gonna quit because you told me to? Well, let me tell you something about myself I... am a quitter. A lifelong quitter. Girl Scouts? Quit. Piano lessons when they started with two hands? Quit. Working out at Curves? Quit in the middle of signing up for the membership. Every volunteer thing at my kids' school, quit, quit, quit. Oh, and I only got through 20 Shades of Grey. So if I quit-- and yeah, I might if it gets too hard I'm gonna do it on my terms. It might be tomorrow. It might be next week. It might be the week after! But definitely not today.
Sandy Armwood: Okay.

[Brick holds a stethoscope to the safe as he turns the dial]
Sue: What are you doing?
Brick: Shh! I saw this on Safe Crackers.
Sue: Did it work?
Brick: I don't know. After five minutes, I switched over to Whale Wars. But I do feel fairly confident that I can commandeer a Japanese harpoon ship.

Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, if you're a sports star, the world is your oyster. Unless your sister runs over your foot, and then you'd better have something to fall back on. For Axl, it was the couch.
Axl: This is not fair! Not awesome things are not supposed to happen to me. Not awesome things are supposed to happen to other people.
Frankie: Can I get you a sandwich or something?
Axl: It hurts my foot to eat sandwiches. I just want to be left alone. Stupid Sue.
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl had pretty much forgiven Sue for breaking his foot. But now and then, his anger bubbled up.
[flashback: Axl punches Sue's bowl of cereal off the table]
[flashback: Axl trips Sue with his crutch]
[flashback: Axl replaces the shampoo with maple syrup as Sue showers]
Axl: I didn't even think my bones could break, they're so strong and thick. God! I drink so much milk! I'm suing milk!
Frankie: You know, as long as you're lying there anyway, maybe you could do a little homework?
Axl: Oh, my God. You are the worst comforter ever.