Mike Quote #899
Quote from Mike in Not Mother's Day
Frankie: [v.o.] You know, I get a lot of grief, but I got to hand it to myself. I'm always trying... trying to make my family... no, the world a better place. And it doesn't need to be a giant thing. Sometimes, it's the smallest gesture that makes a difference.
["Dancing in the Moonlight" plays on the gas station P.A.]
Mike: Come on, Pat. Let's do this.
Pat: Wha-What are we... What are we doing?
Mike: You'll see. [they dance]
Pat: [chuckles] You can dance. Oh, my God.
Frankie: [v.o.] So, after all these years, Mike finally got Mother's Day right. It was just with another mother.
The Middle Quotes
‘Not Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: What is the best way to pay myself for all the great things I do? Man, this is hard. I really want to do right by me. Brick, if you were me, what would you get me? You know what? You could never be me, so why even think about it? It's like God talking to an ant.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Okay, no, Mom. You pushed out Axl's pointy head, and didn't you say that Brick practically destroyed your insides?
Frankie: He did treat my uterus like a rock star in a hotel room. Just trashed the place and left.
Quote from Brick
Mike: Hey, I am thrilled to have my Sunday back, [clears throat] but isn't your mom supposed to come down?
Frankie: Oh, crap. You know what? She'll be fine with my Not Mother's Day. She just wants to see everybody, hang out, maybe have dinner.
Mike: Sounds a lot like Mother's Day.
Frankie: It's completely different. Hey, maybe you kids could make her a card. [kids groan]
Brick: "To the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to me. Love, Brick."
Axl: "And Axl."
Sue: Hey, wait. Can I get in on that?
Axl: Can't put three names on a card, Sue. It's tacky.