Sue Quote #798
Jeremy: [over bullhorn] Because that is not a democracy. That is an oligarchy! Oh, where's your pink coat, Pink Coat? You can't hide from me, just like you can't hide from your hypocrisy!
Sue: [groans] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Okay, I know you want to save the earth, but you don't have to harass every person who walks by! Everyone is chained to something in this world. Yours just happens to be a tree! And by the way, I happen to be a very tree-friendly person. And you might know that if you just talked to me instead of screaming at me through your stupid megaphone!
Jeremy: I'm sorry, I'm just really bored.
Sue: Yeah? Well, you should have thought of that before you chained yourself to a tree.
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Quote from Mike
Mike: I've said it before... nothing good ever happens when you leave the house.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: Hey, LuEllen. Nice to see you again. [chuckles] Looks like a beautiful day to travel. [LuEllen blanks Frankie]
Mike: Have a nice trip, Merv. Sorry we couldn't help you out.
Merv: Help us out?
Frankie: [sighs] Well, I guess we ought to separate Bogie and Bacall over there.
Mike: Okay, Brick. Wrap it up.
Cindy: Goodbye, Brick.
Brick: Goodbye, Cindy. [engine starts] I'll call you when I get there. [car door closes]
Frankie: [v.o.] Turns out, when Cindy's parents said they were moving away, they actually meant two houses away.
Mike: She never mentioned this to you?
Brick: We don't talk that much. [cellphone rings] Oh, I should take this. [answers phone] Hello? Hey, Cindy. She got there safe. [waves to Cindy]
Quote from Brick
Mike: What's with the hat?
Brick: Hmm? Oh, uh, I've been thinking, and I do want to do sports. I figured if I get started now, someday I could be a professional baseball man.
Mike: Really?
Brick: Oh, yeah. I'm passionate about it. I'm just gonna need some equipment... a glove, a bat, a Lenny Dykstra Wheeler Dealer automatic pitching machine with nine-hour battery. It's only $699.99.
Mike: Brick, every time we make toast, we take our lives in our hands. We're not giving $700 to a total stranger.
Brick: But that's what you're supposed to do. That's what Reverend Hayver says in church. You're supposed to give to the people that are less fortunate than you.
Mike: In our defense, they're hard to find.