Axl Quote #949
Quote from Axl in A Very Donahue Vacation
Axl: Okay, Brick, no more tricks. You see that blonde in the corner? I'm gonna need you to go over there and bring your d-bag "A" game.
Brick: [clicks tongue] Axl, I don't get this. You're always great with women. You have so many moves. Why do you even need me?
Axl: I don't know. I'm just kind of in a slump or something. [sighs] Okay, here's the thing. A couple weeks ago, I saw Devin with some skater guy, and she was all, like, laughing and throwing her hair back. You know how girls do that?
Brick: No. Cindy never laughs. But I thought you and Devin broke up.
Axl: Well, I kind of thought we did, but I-I wasn't sure. The whole conversation was very confusing. I guess in the back of my mind, I always figured we'd work it out. But now it seems like she's moved on. So when I go back to East Indy, it's just gonna be weird.
The Middle Quotes
‘A Very Donahue Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Okay, Brick, I didn't want to do this, but if you don't help me, I might have to tell Cindy about your sudden penchant for older ladies.
Brick: She'd never believe you. Besides, after she kissed that other boy, she gave me what they call a "Hall pass," which, despite the name, does not give me free access to the library.
Quote from Nancy Donahue
Nancy: Frankie, it... it's okay. I'm not mad.
Frankie: Really?
Nancy: Look, people talk about each other. It's what we do. But the thing is, deep in your heart, I know you love me, and I love you, too. I mean, hello! You're like a sister to me.
Frankie: I am?
Nancy: Of course. And no matter what, I could never stay mad at my sister. Get over here. [hugs Frankie] Come on, let's go get a couple of those pineapple drinks.
Frankie: Let's do that, and I'm buying. Ooh, you know what else they had? Watermelon Daiquiris. Doesn't that sound good? I think I'm gonna try that one. [Frankie screams as Nancy knocks her into the pool]
Nancy: Oh, my... Oh, my goodness, Frankie! What happened?
Frankie: Did you push me?
Nancy: No. I think you slipped. See this spot right here? Very slippery. Oh, my goodness. Let's get you out of there.
Frankie: [v.o.] Did I really slip, or did Nancy push me? I kind of hope she pushed me. Because that would mean maybe, just maybe, there's a little sliver of Nancy that's down in the gutter with the rest of us.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Spring break, when everyone flees the cold winter weather for the surf, the sand, or, in our case, the couch.
Sue: I think they're gonna love it.
Axl: No way. They're gonna list it. He was very clear he wanted a finished basement.
Frankie: Yeah, but after they did that mold remediation, there's no way they're gonna list it.
Brick: But she's not gonna love it without that mud room.
Frankie: I wonder what we would do if our house was ever on this show.
All: List it.