Axl Quote #850
Axl: So, want to come over later and do nothing?
Devin: I don't know. How is your ant problem?
Axl: We seem to have reached a happy agreement. Whenever I have pizza, I throw them a slice in the corner. Seems to appease 'em.
Devin: Wow, I never thought I'd see peace with the ants in my lifetime.
Axl: Oh. Well, anyway, I got to get to practice. Coach put me in for almost a full minute on Saturday. [grunts] Wouldn't look good if a star player showed up late. You know, got to set a good example.
[Sue runs through Axl and Devin on her way to another stand]
Devin: Think we should stop her?
Axl: Nah. Let her wear herself out. She'll sleep better.
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Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.