Tag Quote #55
Quote from Tag in Two of a Kind
Dutch: [plays ukulele and sings] Need we explain, when he warbles sweetly
Tag: [sings] I'm flat and completely behind
Both: Because we're Two-oo-oo-oo of a kind
Dutch: What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song Reachin' for a star?
Tag: That's right. And who's to say if we'll go the whole way? Hey, at least we got this far. Because we're...
Both: Two of a kind For your information We're two of a kind
Tag: That's right. Two of a kind It's my observation We're two of a kind
Dutch: Like peas in a pod
Tag: Or birds of a feather
Both: Alone or together, you'll find That we are two-oo-oo-oo of a kind
Tag: One more time!
Dutch: That we are two-oo-oo-oo of a kind [applause]
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.