Dutch: [plays ukulele and sings] Need we explain, when he warbles sweetly
Tag: [sings] I'm flat and completely behind
Both: Because we're Two-oo-oo-oo of a kind
Dutch: What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song Reachin' for a star?
Tag: That's right. And who's to say if we'll go the whole way? Hey, at least we got this far. Because we're...
Both: Two of a kind For your information We're two of a kind
Tag: That's right. Two of a kind It's my observation We're two of a kind
Dutch: Like peas in a pod
Tag: Or birds of a feather
Both: Alone or together, you'll find That we are two-oo-oo-oo of a kind
Tag: One more time!
Dutch: That we are two-oo-oo-oo of a kind [applause]